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THE SQUIRREL
Susquehanna University's satirical news source
Living Contributors
"It's Alive!!!"
Here lies the list of current contributors to The Squirrel. Some of these people write, some of them get us money, and some of them update this godforsaken website. All are fucking hilarious.
Deceased Contributors
Gone but not forgotten. Until everyone who knew you graduates at least...
In no particular order, here rest the bios of previous contributors to The Squirrel. Some we love. Some irritated the editor of this website. Yet all are present. So suck on that.
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