October 27, 2017
In a day and age where so many young drug users are turning away from traditional mainstays like crack and methamphetamine in favor of exotic and experimental alternatives, one smack addict is bringing heroin into the millennial era.
Heroin, an opioid compound also know...
October 5, 2017
Following Monday’s tragic mass shooting in Las Vegas, the Nation Rifle Association has issued a statement praising the crucial role of firearms in the suicide of the shooter. Amidst a rekindled national debate about gun control laws, the NRA urged Americans to remember...
September 11, 2017
It seems that despite the nationwide tributes, services, red-white-and-blue confetti, and some unpleasant memories of George W. Bush, one man has finally managed to totally blank out on where exactly he was during the September 11 attacks.
Elliott An...
April 20, 2017
After what could only be described as a brutal raid on his fridge and pantry by a collection of roommates, local yoga practitioner and generally laid back dude Ron Baker spent what felt like three hours heroically searching an empty bag of Cool Ranch Doritos for any su...
February 24, 2017
After photos surfaced of former United States President, Barack Obama, palling around with business mogul and weird-uncle-of-the-world Richard Branson, sources have reported that former Vice President Joe Biden is definitely not even a little bit jealous of the sudden...
November 9, 2016
As millions of Americans flock to their local polling places throughout the day to cast their vote for the next leader of the purportedly “Free World”, we’re not the only ones biting our nails and holding our breath. Outside Heaven’s pearly gates, even our Lord and Sa...