Caramel Cornhusk Set to Outshine Current Pumpkin Spice Craze

In light of the popularity of the Pumpkin Spice-flavored drinks, Starbucks has recently announced the upcoming release of a full line of new fall-themed drinks.

“We thought, why not take advantage of the fall craze? So we decided to have our best guys develop some new flavors,” stated a Starbucks executive who wished to remain nameless, “It doesn’t matter what it’s made of, it just needs to Instagram well.”

The new line includes a Butternut Scarecrow Latte, Caramel Cornhusk Frappuccino, and Turkey Stuffing Mocha. Each will be served in a newly packed to-go-cup wearing overalls and a maroon scarf.

In anticipation of the launch, many have expressed concern. “Thanksgiving is way too mainstream of a holiday. When they release a Daylight Savings-themed drink, then we’ll talk,” stated an unnamed Susquehanna University student, who then adjusted his beanie, straightened his non-prescription glasses, and sauntered away yelling about the benefits of locally sourced produce.

In response, Susquehanna University’s campus Starbucks has released a special seasonal flavor as well. Employees have refused to comment on the contents of the drink or the scratches on their hands.

Keep your eyes out for the much anticipated Susky Squirrel Tail Chai!