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February 28, 2019
It’s been over half a semester since Public Safety’s controversial decision to issue firearms to certain officers. What are your thoughts on the decision now?
"I almost forgot I was supposed to be protesting that. I need to go make another sign!"
Wallace P. Snickers, Sp...
February 4, 2019
Members of Susquehanna University’s Kappa Epsilon Gamma chapter held an 18th Street charity kegger on Friday, Feb. 1 to raise money in support of National Hazing Prevention Week.
Events of the night included case races, a doubles beer pong tournament, and a Keg-Stand Ag...
October 31, 2019
Local Selinsgrove Man Declares: “He isn’t Racist—He Just Wants to Avoid All Minorities at All Costs”
Poltergeists Pacify after Party at TRAX
Campus Voices: Public Safety Receives Guns
Susquehanna Mall Cops Can't Handle Weed; Get Guns
February 26, 2019
University President Sees Shadow: Six Weeks of Finals to Come
February 19, 2019
Boomers in Blackface: Trust Us, It’s Impossible to Tell Grandpa His Halloween Costume is Actually Super Racist
SU Board of Directors Proposes New Hiring System
WARNING: They’re hydrated, BPA free, scrunchied out, and tired of your plastic-using bullshit.