Susquehanna University's satirical news source
October 31, 2019
SMITH HALL, PA – The environment of the bathroom on the third floor of Smith Hall could not be more
user friendly. Due to a couple dozen instances of flushing objects that should not be flushed, all
women’s bathrooms are now wallpapered with helpful articles and infograp...
Local Selinsgrove Man Declares: “He isn’t Racist—He Just Wants to Avoid All Minorities at All Costs”
Poltergeists Pacify after Party at TRAX
Campus Voices: Public Safety Receives Guns
February 28, 2019
Susquehanna Mall Cops Can't Handle Weed; Get Guns
February 26, 2019
University President Sees Shadow: Six Weeks of Finals to Come
February 19, 2019
Boomers in Blackface: Trust Us, It’s Impossible to Tell Grandpa His Halloween Costume is Actually Super Racist
SU Board of Directors Proposes New Hiring System
WARNING: They’re hydrated, BPA free, scrunchied out, and tired of your plastic-using bullshit.