Susquehanna University's satirical news source
November 27, 2017
Photo by Angus Murray, Golf Magazine
November 25, 2017- During a White House press conference following a slew of sexual assault allegations against multiple Republican and Democratic politicians, President Trump made a rare appearance to field reporters’ questions. Whe...
October 31, 2019
Local Selinsgrove Man Declares: “He isn’t Racist—He Just Wants to Avoid All Minorities at All Costs”
Poltergeists Pacify after Party at TRAX
Campus Voices: Public Safety Receives Guns
February 28, 2019
Susquehanna Mall Cops Can't Handle Weed; Get Guns
February 26, 2019
University President Sees Shadow: Six Weeks of Finals to Come
February 19, 2019
Boomers in Blackface: Trust Us, It’s Impossible to Tell Grandpa His Halloween Costume is Actually Super Racist
SU Board of Directors Proposes New Hiring System
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