Look Anthony I didn't use the picture of you from Shrek the Musical. Please keep writing for us. Does not attend family gatherings.
Justin writes a lot of articles and I think it was his article that an Onion writer said, "That's fucking great" about but it also might not have been.
Jay is hands-down way to cool for us but she sticks around anyway. Thank you for thank, it really means a lot.
I thought that "life could be a dream, sha-boom" song was "life could be sweet" and it would have been a cute caption.
Danielle held a tea party at McDonalds one time. That's why we need her. Such a visionary.
Joey, did you graduate? Thanks for letting some at-the-time freshman publish your work.
Our Supreme Leader. Our Voice of Reason. Our Goddess among men. She writes sometimes.
Caroline is the Holier-than-though Scribe. Will we still love her when she's no longer young and beautiful? No.
Jenna is the Slightly Less Supreme Leader and Anti-Social Media Guru and she wrote all of these bios. Yes, she chose the photos too. Don't hate her guys.
This Archon of the (no longer) Hypotheical Strongbox is a person. He also might be the Edicutioner. We're not really sure but he does stuff for sure.
Pen names are pretty rad. We love having Longo write for us. They're going to let him be a teacher one day. #concerned
Alan is our Pen Wizard. He doodles, sketches, cartoons, and writes too! What a guy!
I still can't believe we didn't lose you in NYC. I thought your name was Grady. We value you.
He doesn't like Mexican food so the jury is still out on this one.