The Joe Rogan Experience
J: Hey man thanks for being here. Z: Yeah, no problem. J: Go ahead and introduce yourself. Z: I’m Zeus . Yes, that one, god of...
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Susquehanna University's satirical news source
A Former Cynic
The Horrors Persist, But So Do I
There’s always something to be miserable about. Trust me, I know. I write for The Squirrel.
Uncle Fucking Sam
If Politics Are Going to Bore Me to Death, I’d Rather Drink to Death
My fellow Susquehannians, In a day and age where the United States seemingly couldn’t be more divided (we’re still not in Civil War 2...
Bingus B. Berton
Voting is a scam
Dear President and friends, I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...
Blondie’s PR Team
Why Taylor Swift Should Totally Be President!
By: Blondie’s PR Team Artists around the world would benefit! As a still in-touch billionaire, I’m sure President Swift would immediately...
Pfizer
What Happened To Masks?
In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a surge of COVID cases on campus and throughout the country recently. (Stay safe out there guys)
an adult by legal terms
Fuck Them Kids
Everyone is always so damn concerned about the children.
The Real Feminist
Let Men Be Slutty Too!
Every time I see men's armor, there is always full body coverage. Like, am I asking too much to see some ankle?
susquirrel
A Non-Comprehensive List of Things We Could Have Done Instead of Firing 18 People Genuinely WTF
By: squirrel hivemind Suck up more to the donors. Write off students as dependents on our taxes. Ask Joe Biden for money. Just call him...
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