THE SQUIRREL

WE THE PEOPLE of Acorn Valley, Pennsylvania, in order to form a more perfect neighborhood, establish justice for all lawn shapes, ensure...

There is calamity at the courts this week as neighbors MacKensaileighlee Stephens and disgraced Vatican member Cardinal Robin feud over a...

Did any of you, directly or indirectly, encounter anything about this case or the parties involved that could create any potential bias or prejudice towards either the prosecution or the defense?

My opponent, William L. Beau, is dangerous.

I was supposed to die.

Hey team, how we feeling? I for one, have been bad . Oh so very bad. Yeah, things SUCK right now. I don’t know who said we were so back,...

J: Hey man thanks for being here.  Z:  Yeah, no problem.  J: Go ahead and introduce yourself.  Z: I’m Zeus . Yes, that one, god of...

There’s always something to be miserable about. Trust me, I know. I write for The Squirrel.

My fellow Susquehannians, In a day and age where the United States seemingly couldn’t be more divided (we’re still not in Civil War 2...

Dear President and friends,  I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...