

THE DECLARATION OF LAWN SHAPE INDEPENDENCE
WE THE PEOPLE of Acorn Valley, Pennsylvania, in order to form a more perfect neighborhood, establish justice for all lawn shapes, ensure...
John Hexacock et al


5 CM: A CRIME OR NOTHING?
There is calamity at the courts this week as neighbors MacKensaileighlee Stephens and disgraced Vatican member Cardinal Robin feud over a...
Acorn Valley Legal News


Gag Order
Did any of you, directly or indirectly, encounter anything about this case or the parties involved that could create any potential bias or prejudice towards either the prosecution or the defense?
Court Reporter


Vote Vic Sherwood
My opponent, William L. Beau, is dangerous.
Vic Sherwood On Behalf of Vic Sherwood




THE Cabinet Picks
Hey team, how we feeling? I for one, have been bad . Oh so very bad. Yeah, things SUCK right now. I don’t know who said we were so back,...
Your Fellow American


The Joe Rogan Experience
J: Hey man thanks for being here. Z: Yeah, no problem. J: Go ahead and introduce yourself. Z: I’m Zeus . Yes, that one, god of...
Joeman Broman and Sky Daddy


The Horrors Persist, But So Do I
There’s always something to be miserable about. Trust me, I know. I write for The Squirrel.
A Former Cynic


If Politics Are Going to Bore Me to Death, I’d Rather Drink to Death
My fellow Susquehannians, In a day and age where the United States seemingly couldn’t be more divided (we’re still not in Civil War 2...
Uncle Fucking Sam


Voting is a scam
Dear President and friends, I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...
Bingus B. Berton