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I was supposed to die.

Hey team, how we feeling? I for one, have been bad . Oh so very bad. Yeah, things SUCK right now. I don’t know who said we were so back,...

J: Hey man thanks for being here.  Z:  Yeah, no problem.  J: Go ahead and introduce yourself.  Z: I’m Zeus . Yes, that one, god of...

There’s always something to be miserable about. Trust me, I know. I write for The Squirrel.

My fellow Susquehannians, In a day and age where the United States seemingly couldn’t be more divided (we’re still not in Civil War 2...

Dear President and friends,  I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...

By: Blondie’s PR Team Artists around the world would benefit! As a still in-touch billionaire, I’m sure President Swift would immediately...

In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a surge of COVID cases on campus and throughout the country recently. (Stay safe out there guys)

Everyone is always so damn concerned about the children.

Every time I see men's armor, there is always full body coverage. Like, am I asking too much to see some ankle?