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An Interview with the Ultimate Diva

Interviewer: Our Squirrel reporters scored an interview with THE Lin-Manuel Miranda by pretending to be Disney and lying about a job opportunity. Let’s get right into it. You are known for being an award-winning American actor, producer, director, composer, lyricist, playwright, rapper, and librettist, as well as your roles in Hamilton and In The Heights , also your composed music featured in films like Moana , Encanto , and more. Please tell us, what is your go to coffee o

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Lin's Barista

My Confession

[This article was discovered after it was slipped under the door of The Squirrel headquarters by a group of squirrels, who stole it from a crying music student outside of CCMA. Viewer discretion is advised.] Hello, my name is [CENSORED], and I have been playing the clarinet for almost a decade. Almost a decade too long, if you ask me. Here is my confession. To start, whoever invented the clarinet must have been in association with SATAN. Who the fuck thought “Hey, what if

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A tortured clarinet player

FOR HIRE - Susquehanna Valley’s New Up and Coming DJ

Are you hosting a party, gathering, or event of some sort? Do you want someone else to pick all of the music? Do you want someone to wear headphones in the corner and nod the whole time? Allow me to introduce you to DJ $Q-$Q-$Q-QUIRREL MONAYYY, the newest of Central Pennsylvania’s four DJs! DJ $Q-$Q-$Q-QUIRREL MONAYYY lived on 2010s party music growing up. They knew from a very young age that they wanted to stand in a room with more people than physically possible half danci

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DJ $Q-$Q-$Q-QUIRREL MONAYYY

The SU Squirrel Spotify

We have an official Spotify account now! Check out all our zany playlists and make us a part of YOUR Wrapped this year! https://open.spotify.com/user/31b4graixkgxvcij52kswvguqlm4?si=0a399d5aa605464b The Official Staff Playlist! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2BJmsMGblZYwwGphQafLrw?si=GIdoNo47QC2uGebOT4Xr8w&pi=gJI2_2trRO6hs&nd=1&dlsi=c1b2aad863bb424f Squirrels Mentioned!!! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4wsPZmki11RlMvf0FgVp1R?si=D0bigzFNQQeovIldA2Py_A&pi=cOIm1Z8FScebz&

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