THE SQUIRREL

The holidays have finally arrived, a time to be calm and cozy and fail the most difficult holiday game. Whamageddon. Now, if you for some reason have never heard of this game, which would make sense because we were barely sentient in 2010, let me explain it for you. Whamageddon begins on December 1st and goes until Christmas Day. The goal? Don’t listen to “Last Christmas” by Wham! the entire time. I know for a fact that I just lost so many of you, because apparently that is

Kidz Bop did a cover of “Tears” by Sabrina Carpenter and I cannot hold my tongue any longer. Get off my fucking lawn.  Not all music is for children, and not all music needs to be appropriate for every age level. Stop it. And also, just because your kid listens to an artist does not mean they should, or that the artist has to make their music child friendly. Artists do not control their listeners. You are the parent and you are supposed to be monitoring what content your kid

Netflix confirms many “Things” coming after ‘Stranger Things’ season five  INTERVIEWER: So, my first question, what motivated you to continue the show past what was set to be its last season? Ross Duffer: Well, Netflix had us sign a billion year contract for our rights. They really wanted to keep us because, their words, not mine, “Stranger Things totally blew up Netflix”, and they think if we can recapture that season one magic, we can blow it up again. We actually got thi

We have an official Spotify account now! Check out all our zany playlists and make us a part of YOUR Wrapped this year! https://open.spotify.com/user/31b4graixkgxvcij52kswvguqlm4?si=0a399d5aa605464b The Official Staff Playlist! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2BJmsMGblZYwwGphQafLrw?si=GIdoNo47QC2uGebOT4Xr8w&pi=gJI2_2trRO6hs&nd=1&dlsi=c1b2aad863bb424f Squirrels Mentioned!!! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4wsPZmki11RlMvf0FgVp1R?si=D0bigzFNQQeovIldA2Py_A&pi=cOIm1Z8FScebz&

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