A tired and pissed off sophomore
Why I’m Considering Transferring
At the end of high school many people tell you that college is going to be the best four years of your life, but I’m here to tell you...
Michael Moose
ESPN-
I’m just going to say it: watching any national level sports team has sucked ass recently. Not only does my team fucking suck (after...
MLMILY
Give Us Your Money!!!!
One thing about college kids is they’re going to miss their moms. This sadness can manifest itself in a variety of unique ways. Some will...
My Sad, 20 Year Old Self
Peter Pan Was Right
I have recently escaped my teen years and the only thing I can seem to think about since then is how I desperately want to go back to...
Completely Innocent Bystander
Gaslighting Makes Me Giggle
Do you live with an absolute nuisance? Do you ever feel the need to throw your roommate out a window, then realize that is not a socially...
The (Very) Recently Deceased
My roommate gets free tuition prank
As I was going through the lengthy college research process many moons ago, I came across a scholarly source (TikTok) which informed me...
A Prankster
Impractical Jokers Ranked
Three comedians and lifelong friends compete to embarrass each other amongst the general public with a series of hilarious and outrageous...
Becky Wood
Get Pranked
I love pranks! Everything I do is a prank! Sometimes I straight up just say incorrect things… or I lie… or I steal and then I just say...
SU’s #1 Criminal
Title: Moving Into Jail
Moving into college, especially SU, can be a sort of hell in itself. Well no, a sort of jail. Upon arrival, the barren walls of your...
Your Local Midnight Barber
Support small businesses
Are you a poor, brainless dimwit that shops at large mega-corporations because you “have no money” and “have student loans?” Did you know...
