THE SQUIRREL

The following was recently found by archeologists...

Streaming. The utter shit show that was...

Yo. It's Tim. Your friendly neighborhood business major...

I would say that I've been dead since the dawn of time...

All over the internet, we see praises for the Divine Feminine...

Enough time has passed that I can finally be true to myself...

Forgive me Father, for I have Zynned...

In a world overrun by iPad kids and iPhone toddlers...

When I was asked to interview someone about their life...

Why the fuck did you stop putting CD players in cars? Why do we feel the need to have iPad screens everywhere ? Not only is this thing taking up the entire center dash, but it is so bright that I’m not sure if the light is from it or the asshole with the LED high beams coming at me. I couldn’t care less if ‘consumer demand’ declined, you are ruining my vibes and I hate you. Streaming services are convenient, yes, but I don’t want to listen to ads for half of my drive. I don’