Hogwarts is My Home

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job in this mundane world? Do you wish that you would randomly get a letter from your now deceased grandfather asking you to leave the city for a more quiet… no wait, that’s Stardew Valley (oops).

My tiny, sad, pathetic cubicle is draining the life and soul out of me and I need to get away from the life that is corporate hell. Sometimes reading fanfiction secretly on my phone doesn’t cut it, I need to physically be in these places. My girl Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way is really living the ideal life right now, god I wish I was her. 

My point still stands. I’m sick and tired of living in this boring ass place and truly only one thing could cheer me up, totally cool and amazeballs BuzzFeed quizzes! If you’re like any other quirky and cool millennial like myself, you’ll know that our hearts long to leave this mortal plane and go live somewhere like Hogwarts. Hold on, here’s the perfect quiz! 

Which Fictional World Should You Live In? 

This might sound a little crazy, but these fictional places totally exist. You just have to be a special kind of person to see them, and obviously I’m just that exact type of person. I just know deep in my bones that these places exist, and that with enough hard work and perseverance, I can find all of them. While shifting is totally a valid way to explore and I’ve made many DRs myself, this time I don’t really want to do this astrally. I’m doing this to prove the point that us millennials aren’t crazy when it comes to our fandoms.

The quiz told me initially that I belonged in Hogwarts, like there was any other option. I love these other places dearly but Hogwarts is my Home™, so it really only makes sense that I belong there. That being said, just going to one singular place feels so boring. Why just be a wizard at a magical school when I could also be a Jedi in space, a Hobbit, or travel through an old closet and become the ruler of an ancient land? I am a multi-faceted person according to this super sick and cool tattoo I got. You know what I’m talking about. 

I’ve always wanted to see the Scottish Highlands, but even more I’ve always wanted to see space. My favorite girl boss Katy Perry going up there was so incredibly inspiring and she’s honestly my biggest inspiration for this whole thing. I would love to have a beneficiary like Jeff Bezos to make my dreams come true like that, especially because I’m doing this in the pursuit of science. Space may just be my final exploration and I hope to find a secret order of Jedi to train under and become the next hero to save the galaxy. God being the main character is so cool. 

I’ve shelled out hundreds of thousands of dollars to fund this expedition, but I’m totally right about these things so what could go wrong? So to channel my inner Bilbo Baggins, I’m going on an adventure!