So I didn't get raptured...

By: Just a girl trying to get through the day

I woke up on September 23, 2025 and I kinda thought we were already in Hell. God damn. Don’t know what the rapture was supposed to be? Well great cause neither did I! Here is what my roommate told me it was: “Basically, it's when God takes everyone's physical forms up into heaven, like an ascension, and your clothes get left behind. And so you essentially disintegrate and only your soul goes to heaven. Everyone who doesn’t accept Jesus as a savior stays on Earth to endure what becomes of the earth.” I thought I was supposed to go to Heaven but I’m still here. Damnit. What’s next for me Universe?!?!?!?!!?! I need some peace and fucking quiet, but now I’m stuck to deal with whatever the fuck Hell will bring for me? GOD DAMN.

I was under the impression that we were already here cause have all you idiots read the news lately? WOW! Lets recap: donald trump is our fucking president FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME, Beyoncé won album of the year????, Taylor went from The Tortured Poets Department to The Life of a Showgirl (no comment), plane crashes everywhere, that Bruno Mars and Sexyy Red song (crazy), America is on fire, TikTok got banned and people almost died, Benson Boone and moonbeam ice cream, trump’s pronunciation of Acetaminophen, kanye being fucking kanye, penguin tarrifs, holding space for Wicked, THE POPE DYING, HARRY STYLES NOT JUST RELEASING AN ALBUM, BUT AT THE NEW POPE REVEAL, sydney sweeny American Eagle ad, Katy Perry going to space, Annabel being sold to matt rife, LABUBUS, the rise of the performative male, 100 men vs one gorilla (fragile masculinity), the rise of AI, OZEMPIC, the well over 300 mass shootings since the start of 2025, the list goes on but a bitch will refrain. Goddamn. 

Phew I got lost there for a second, sorry guys! Let’s resume, I guess I should have woken up naked in my version of heaven (I won’t bless you with the details), but I still woke up on Susquehanna University’s gorgeous shit smelling campus with an exam waiting for me at 8:15. And you want to know what’s even crazier??? All the crazy Christians that were never hesitant to post crazy shit on fucking facebook WERE STILL CHIRPING. They said that they all got the date actually wrong and it's supposed to be next week? Y’all what the hell. No pun intended. Weren’t they the ones who were supposed to go to Heaven? Guess we’re in this together!