THE SQUIRREL

Hi kids, it’s Elmo! As you may have heard, Elmo is no longer working at PBS. SAD!!!! :( ...

By: The Susquehanna Times “This isn’t a good look for anyone.” - Liam, 19, from Boston, Ma. Liam is an active member of his college’s Democrat club majoring in History Education. He’s been reading the New York Times, listening to NPR, questioning the void, and doomscrolling Twitter for his news. In his free time, he plays guitar and uses Twitter to get into long, needlessly personal fights with strangers. His screentime is roughly sixteen hours a day and he’s mutuals with Eli

Welcome to Susquehanna, a place of learning…learning about bodily autonomy, apparently...

I woke up on September 23, 2025 and I kinda thought we were already in Hell. God damn...

If there is an opposite to sad beige baby, then I was it. I inhaled color...

I think my furniture salesman was into couches. I (29F) and my husband (30M)...

By: Your friend who's too woke By now we have all heard that Michael Richard Pence, a “famous” author and nothing else , is coming to speak here at Susquehanna University. It is amazing that SO many people were so desperate for this senile old fuck to come to our “lovely” renovated campus to speak about his book. That book, by the way, could’ve been written better by a 13-year-old Wattpad fangirl. So here is a list of people that I would rather have talk on campus than Mikey

Political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual...

Let’s start with what I am. I collect all real Labubus, and I am married to one...

Dear Campus Community, We here at SU are so excited to announce the beginning of a new project...