Dr. Oz Ad Drinking Game
by: a totally impartial party
Are you looking to get absolutely fucking obiterated this election season? Follow this drinking game to quite possibly end it all!
Take a shot if…
“I lived in Pennsylvania” (getting a haircut once in a random ass town does NOT count as living here, bestie)
“Fetterman’s a criminal”
Oz tells us he hates women without directly saying he hates women
Take another shot if it’s also slightly transphobic
“I’m a businessman”
Attacks Fetterman’s appearance
Bonus points if he calls him Shrek (don’t take a shot. Just appreciate our ogre king Shrek 🙏)
Skims over his numerous lawsuits
“Fetterman is a communist!” (Redistribute the wealth by sharing your drink with a friend! Cheers, comrade!)
Oz posts another weird ass video on Twitter about what’s in Fetterman’s head
Take two shots if Oz shows up on your Tik Tok page (this says more about you than anything else 🤮)
Quotes himself (eg. “Biology always beats will power ~ Mehmet Oz)
If you hear the “Soon May the Fetterman Come” song
Doesn’t acknowledge the fact that he is a mass-dog murderer
Doesn’t know how much things cost (stan capitalism 😎✊)
We hope this game helps you to forget that democracy is crumbling and the world is coming to an end! Or at the very least we hope it puts you in an early grave so that you don’t have to live through the end times.
