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THE SQUIRREL

Susquehanna University's satirical news source

An Open Letter to Scott Kershner

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An Open Letter to Scott Kershner

Hey man, remember that email you sent out ___ days ago? Yeah, I’m still mad about that.

Banana Sized Hole Discovered in EDR Dining Policy

Banana Enjoyer

The Midterm Edition

Banana Sized Hole Discovered in EDR Dining Policy

Let’s be honest with ourselves: nobody TRULY understands how the dining system here really works.

If You Don’t Want to Eat Out, Vote Green Out!

Jane Teal

The Midterm Edition

If You Don’t Want to Eat Out, Vote Green Out!

I bring a proposal to the Susquehanna community: Hire me instead!

Help Our School Get The National Attention It Deserves

Innocent Children

The Midterm Edition

Help Our School Get The National Attention It Deserves

Smith Hall We Ball started this petition to President Joe Biden, and 2 others

Lesbian Niece

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Day in the Life of an Anti Vaxx Queen <3

I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my lifestyle and how I manage my day as an empowered anti-vaxx mother, wife, and woman.

Jersey Michael (not sponsored)

The Midterm Edition

Ten people we think would be a better candidate than Dr. Oz (Not Satire)

Here is a list of ten people we think would be a much better candidate than Dr. Oz,

Dr. Oz Ad Drinking Game

a totally impartial party

The Midterm Edition

Dr. Oz Ad Drinking Game

Are you looking to get absolutely fucking obiterated this election season? Follow this drinking game to quite possibly end it all!

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