RuPaul's Clown Race

This Halloween, a whimsical new show, RuPaul’s Clown Race arrives on Clown-toon Network. Twelve talented, terrifying, and questionably qualified clowns are juggling onto the scene to compete for the title of America's first clown superstar.

The show will be hosted by our three jolly judges, RuPaul, Bianca Del Rio, and Art the Clown who will judge the competitors on the four main tenants of clowning. Those being Comedy, Uniqueness, Nonsense, and Tomfoolery.

Every week the contestants will face a new challenge designed to test their clowning skills. The winner of each challenge will earn the prestigious title of Big Top of the Week and a coin prize of $2.37. And of course, no clown competition would be complete without the runway. Each week, contestants will strut their stuff under glamorous themes such as Clown Couture, Circus Chic, Ball Gowns, and Red Nose Realness.

And how could we have reality TV without some drama?

Contestant Hennywise gave The Squirrel an exclusive interview regarding some drama from the season. Hennywise stated that a fellow contestant named Hoe-Hoe the Clown told her that Hennywise was "so big she wouldn't even fit in a clown car".

Hennywise reportedly retaliated by spraying Hoe-Hoe with water from the rhinestoned flower on her outfit. Producers have described the incident as “deeply concerning,” although witnesses claim they were laughing too hard to intervene.

But apparently, this wasn't even the beginning of the buffoonery. On episode 1, competitor Boo-Boo Keys was disqualified for releasing rabid squirrels into the dressing rooms, and Anita Laugh was medically evacuated after trying to juggle the rabid squirrels for her talent show performance.

As the finale approaches, tensions will rise, wigs will grow, and at least one contestant will get stuck in a tiny car. And don't forget about the grand prize! 100,000 red noses, a lifetime supply of clown face paint, and most importantly the respect of absolutely no one.

Will Hennywise make it to the end? Will Hoe-Hoe get her revenge? Will Art the Clown say anything? And, most importantly, will the audience lollyGAG their way through every episode?

Tune into RuPaul’s Clown Race this Halloween on Clown-toon Network to find out!