THE Susquehanna Playlist

Hey there, you crazy kids! Here’s my go-to playlist for a typical day at Susquehanna University!

1. Bad Romance by Lady Gaga: Because of the time the chicken was raw-raw-rah-ah-ah.

2. A.D.H.D. by Kendrick Lamar: For listening to with your football boyfriend, who probably can’t read full song titles.

3. Water Fountain by Alec Benjamin: For when you watch your GBP crush hook up with your Smith roommate at an Alpha Sigma Oedipus open house.

4. Hot N’ Cold by Katy Perry: The dorm buildings’ AC units. That’s it.

5. bad idea, right? by Olivia Rodrigo: What you play when you’re about to make a horrible decision “for the plot.”

6. What’s My Age Again? by Blink-182: some seniors when they see a first year

7. Careless Whisper by George Michael (Specifically, the saxophone solo): When you see something appetizing in the dining hall, which is most likely the soft serve machine.

8. House Tour by Sabrina Carpenter: Kurtz Lane = Pretty Girl Avenue (We love you Kurtz Lane.)

9. jar of hearts by Christina Perri: When your professor announces a pop quiz on the textbook that you definitely didn't read (it still feels like a betrayal).

10. I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers: For sad academic burnout reflection bed rotting.

11. Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots: Pretty much how we’re all feeling about the state of the world. 

12. The Climb by Miley Cyrus: Gotta love hiking up those Steele stairs.

13. The Less I Know The Better by Tame Impala: We’re a small liberal arts college, and I can’t have beef with EVERYONE.

14. One More Time by Daft Punk: What we say to ourselves after each semester ends.

15. Amnesia by 5 Seconds of Summer: “Wait, what was I writing about?”