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February 28, 2019
It’s been over half a semester since Public Safety’s controversial decision to issue firearms to certain officers. What are your thoughts on the decision now?
"I almost forgot I was supposed to be protesting that. I need to go make another sign!"Wallace P. Snickers, Sports Media Major
"The Counseling Center told me I’m in the perfect state of mind to shoot myself, thank you very much."-Kirsti Creme, Philosophy Major
"PSafe responses to alcohol poisoning have become so much more interesting. All for it!"- Jack Green, Music Major
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