One’s Student’s Week 7 Journey

BY: INSERT PSEUDONYM HERE <3

On a stormy Saturday night in October

Sexual tension percolates in the air

Students shriek in the darkness

Psafe is on the prowl.

Sexual tension percolates in the air,

My heart prickles with purpose

Psafe is on the prowl

It is our finest hour.

My heart prickles with purpose as

I see a bald headed man zoom by in a golf cart

It is their finest hour

And my time to shine.

I see a bald headed man zoom by in a golf cart

My body flushes with heat

My time to shine is now

A quest: to get Psafe to use their one gun on me.

My body flushes with heat

I call out to the cart

A quest: to get Psafe to use their one gun on me

“There’s a party down on C Block: occupancy limit breached!”

I call out to the cart

And get the attention of the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

“I said there’s an occupancy breach” I drawl, tracing my finger on the cart

He beckons me to ride shotgun, and we are on our way.

I’ve gotten the attention of the sexiest man I’ve ever seen

His head shines in the night as he pushes on the gas pedal

And we are on our way

“U got that strap”, I whisper

His head shines in the night as we ride toward C Block

I’ve gotten the attention of the sexiest man I’ve ever seen

“U got that strap,” I whisper again

It’s midterm week and I’m feeling desperate

I’ve gotten the attention of the sexiest man I’ve ever seen

I put my hand on his leg

It’s midterm week and I’m feeling desperate

I can feel the hard plastic through his slacks

It’s there.

I put my hand on his leg

On a stormy Saturday Night in October

Students shriek in the darkness

“Whip it out”