The Crimes of Fashion Brands Summarized In One Sentence

By: why can’t you just be normal?

Forever 21:

Cute jeans brought to you by wage-slaves and deadly respiratory infections caused by jean production!

Gucci:

It’s still blackface if the “face” is a turtleneck, babes.

Hot Topic:

The store version of that one girl from middle school who was hardcore emo but now runs a kawaii shop on Etsy and snorts rose quartz shards.

Missguided:

Apt name for a brand using cat and dog fur in their shoes.

SHEIN:

Plastic clothes brought to you by slave labor, lead poisoning, and copyright infringement!

Victoria’s Secret:

If pissing people off was an Olympic sport, they would have the most gold medals.

Urban Outfitters:

For one of the largest companies in the world, they sure love asking their employees to work for free!

Balenciaga:

Didn’t you hear that mud pit wrestling is so in-style right now? (Google it if you dare…)

Abercrombie & Fitch:

Anorexic girlies only!

ASOS:

Why hire plus size models when you can hold a dress together with clips?

Dolls Kill:

Their prices are almost worse than their rampant racism…almost.

GAP:

Forcing sweatshop slaves to have abortions is so female empowerment of you!

Fashion Nova:

Only true fashionistas remember the OG SHEIN.

Pretty Little Thing:

Girl boss alert! This Depop queen stitches her own label over another brand’s to resell for triple the price!

Zara:

What’s more Zionist than supporting a politician who wants to ethnically cleanse Palestine?

Dior:

We pinkie promise there’s nothing hazardous in our products! ;)