THE SQUIRREL

Hey pal! Semester’s almost over huh? Your mother and I can’t wait to see you, but please feel free to stay at school an extra day or two.

We here at The Squirrel have some suggestions for new looks that President Jonathan D. Green should give a try.

Every time I see men's armor, there is always full body coverage. Like, am I asking too much to see some ankle?

As a little girlboss, 💅 Daddy taught me that any problem can be solved with some intellectual prowess.

By: squirrel hivemind Suck up more to the donors. Write off students as dependents on our taxes. Ask Joe Biden for money. Just call him...

In order to prevent fur theft, here are ten sick eco-friendly fur alternatives.

There will never be another slay this astronomical when it comes to Halloween fashion, no one can ever top this.

Why? Why do you feel the need to have a diesel truck?

Here are some trends I think we should bring back. The world is ending. Who the fuck cares?