Transcript of TikTok “Addressing the Lies and Antics” August 19th, 2025

By: Tiktok account “Husbandbu” before termination

Let’s start with what I am. I collect all real Labubus, and I am married to one. She’s my one true love and in harmony, though we live in hell, we dream of paradise unaware. 

Or at least we did until the naysayers and doubters started flaming our videos. Huh? You want me to talk about the “drama” that’s what you’re here for? Yes, I did reportedly “maim” a man for stealing my Labubu, with no criminal charge. And, I’ve been falsely dismissed in the case against my ex wife for adultery and being “neglectful”.

I used to work for Shell for 8 hours a day, and after I got home I was greeted by my wife. She barely talked to me except about taking care of the kids and I’m expected to not go a little mad. So I cheated with my Labubu because she always smiles and I don’t even need to talk to her. I don’t regret it to be honest, I only regret my kids having to find out like this…

I feel like no one is seeing this from my perspective, if your wife was stolen you’d understand but since it’s my Labu-wife (sic) suddenly it’s a problem. Her eye was scratched in the scuffle as well, in case anyone cares. Imagine if your wife wasn’t in mint condition, I bet half of you don’t even have a wife. Hah, virgins.

Another thing I shouldn’t have to address but here we are, the videos of me burning the fake Labubus. They weren’t real Labubus anyway, their lives don’t matter. Think of them like zombies, or in fact, imagine them as false idols to your god. If Pop-Mart didn’t have a hand in its creation then there’s intrinsically no good in the spawn. It was an Art anyway. A banana on the wall is Art but arson isn’t? Kitch fucks.

Like what is your problem, you people, you fucking people want everything taken from me. They’re gonna take the house from me. And my job also got your little emails, I see you fucking worms, you’re in the palm of the universe that’s against me. I just know it. 

I see your threats towards me, and that’s why I have an announcement to make towards my core audience. To my fans, it isn’t safe for my Labu-wife or me to be a part of society anymore, so I’m gonna seal her and all my Labubus in the basement. By the time you see this video the concrete will have already been poured. Labubus to me aren’t just merely trivial things that could bring fun or happiness but are meant to be preserved forever. I was a fool to ever take my wife out of the house, the world only brings pain, damage, and entropy.

To my ex-wife, I plead to you, don’t let my kids grow up without a Labubu and also a father, probably. To my three kids, though I forget your names, the content we made together was some of the highest performing. To my real wife, I hope that by encasing you, whatever god created you will be merciful and have restored to mint condition like you deserve. 

Comment later pinned by creator: 

Labuband - I hear her down there still, this was a mistake, can anyone help me get her out?