Acorn Valley Forum

Becky

Has anyone seen my cat, Fuckface? I let him out to chew on some grass and when I came to wait for him to inevitably throw it up, he was gone?? Help pls!

dearest_debra

My dog (Albert) has also gone missing recently! My wife took the printer in the divorce, so if you can print posters please reach out! 😀

Agatha Winthrop

It was my printer. Also, his name is Arnold. Ridiculous.

deputy-davis

Let me know if you need a lawyer.

777-777-6969

Matilda Witherspoon

Fuckface walked into my yard to try to hump Toaster Strudel again (please get your cat fixed), but I have not seen him since. Toaster Strudel went missing soon after. I miss my fur baby 😭

Brandy Broberts

Hi, don’t you guys also live by the lake?

Becky

Yes, but why would that matter? I was always confused on how cheap this house 

was, but babes I’ll take it in this economy.

Facebook James

Real.

batmans.sidekick2

There have been numerous reports of pets going missing in that area in 

particular. My neighbor recently accused me of stealing their bird because I

always talk about wanting one, but I saw it walk its little bird ass to the lake the 

other morning. 

Tina

Cl1ck l1nk bel0w, h0rny in Ac0rn Vall3y !

https://www.treehugger.com/happy-squirrel-appreciation-day-4868817

dearest_debra

The link isn’t working??

cryptid.catcher82

I seen it! That here river monster been snatchin em! Right off yer porches!

Facebook James

stfu

Becky

Jerry, you haven’t seen shit. I have not seen you leave your house in months.

cryptid.catcher82

I SEEN IT !!!

yeehaw-schmeehaw

He’s serious! Me and my boy were out fishing and saw something real big in the 

middle of the lake. That ain’t no sea bass, might even be more than a C+.

Becky

Things have smelled a lot more fishy in the backyard recently, but I just thought it 

was the little guys Fuckface has been bringing back from the lake.

MacKensaileighlee Stephens

I swear I saw a tentacle in there recently. They are NOT getting a good yelp 

review!

Becky

Okay, I know it has been a week since I posted this, but oh my God.

Fuckface came back! I called him over and he looked at me, hissed, shit on the lawn, and went back to the lake. WILLINGLY!! Does anyone know the number of the guy from My Cat From Hell?

Matilda Witherspoon

No way! Toaster Strudel did the same thing! Except she also hacked up a hairball 

on the way out. Does anyone know where they are going??

MacKensaileighlee Stephens

Maybe ask the mayor? His reviews aren’t great, but at least it’s something.

cryptid.catcher82

He won’t help ya, but I will. 

Debra (pronounced like zebra) Avenue.

2 pm.

dearest_debra

Did anyone ever get that link to work?