Attention students and faculty of Susquehanna University!

Now that most of the campus community has been boosted and hospitalizations in the region have subsided, the university has decided it is reasonable to lessen the summoning-of-cosmic-horrors-beyond-comprehension protocols. Finally we will gain back some of our freedoms as a community and welcome our eldritch and primordial Old Ones back to campus!

Since the start of the semester, there have only been 35 cases of irreversible insanity on campus, and most had either no brain activity left or died on the way to the hospital. As a result, we feel it appropriate to lift the ban on cursed grimoires and necronomicons that allow communion with the nameless abominations that lurk in dead cities beneath the oceans and continents.

We hope you are as excited as we are to gain maddening and demented glimpses of the likes of Nyarlathotep, Cthulhu, and Apfelbaum across our campus. Also, those who are boosted do not need to wear masks in hallways.

Sincerely,

The SU Pandemic Implementation Group