The Biggest Fight in Susky History
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THE SQUIRREL
Susquehanna University's satirical news source
Seamus O’McDonnel
Alcoholic or Irish?
I’ve been an Irish exchange Student at Susquehanna for years now and I’ve got to say, there’s nothing like Americanized St. Patrick’s Day
St. Valentine himself
Valentine’s Day is Fake
I’ve been around for way too many years to let this shit slide anymore so I need to let you women know that you deserve better!
Malaika Olaoye
Upcoming Events and Days
Weird national days are constantly cropping up when you least expect it and that includes on campus. So quirky, so cool.
Val N. Tyne
If You Hate Valentine’s Day, You’re Just Bad at Being Single.
I’ve spent 18 out of my 19 Valentine’s Days alone and I’m doing just fine.
<3
susqu_anonymouslockerroom
Say hello to the new and improved susqu_anonymouslockerroom*!
susquirrel
Attention students and faculty of Susquehanna University!
Now that most of the campus community has been boosted and hospitalizations in the region have subsided...
Kenzie Piacenti
Campus Safety Touts Anti-Irish Sentiment While Investigating West Hall Break-In
At approximately 4:15am on the night of Thursday March 17th, four rooms were broken into on the 2nd floor of West Hall.
Salt Gang
St. Patrick’s Day Meal Issues Cause Riot at S.U.
Kevin Hamilton, Susquehanna University’s General Manager of Dining Services, has announced that he will be leaving his position immediately.
yuh part two electric boogaloo
He Has Risen, With a Vengeance
Reports have been pouring in from students having seen our university’s dear president lurking around the campus in an Easter Bunny Suit.
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