Rating Campus Food
By: BAE
We all know how the food here is… you know, not… great! Well, here is a list ranking campus foods from worst to best! Hopefully, this can aid you in your campus dining choices.
Deg Fish: Why would you even consider this… where’d they even get the fish from… the Susquehanna river??? That’s food poisoning waiting to happen.
Deg Pizza: As residents of NJ/NY we are pizza experts and deg pizza is… technically pizza! It is usually burnt but when there is absolutely nothing else it does the job!
El’s: This is definitely not an “on campus Panera” as many may describe it, but it does that job. With the sandwiches comes the occasional havoc on the stomach, but nothing us strong and brave young women can’t handle.
Charlie’s Pasta: Another safe choice. Not fantastic but it does the job when there’s nothing else in deg. Honestly, throw a little seasoning on that alfredo sauce and you’re golden.
Bento: Is it tasty? Yup! Is it filling? Sure is! Is it expensive? Absolutely! Tell me why a poke bowl costs four goddamn meal swipes please and thank you.
Scholarly: CAWFEE! I love cawfee, and Scholarly is the best place on campus to get it. Wish they could drive a few hours to NY or NJ to pick up some quality bagels. They bring shame upon the bagel community.
Zoca: Zoca is actually pretty good. I frequently get a walking taco from there. My only real complaint is that they are not as good as the original walking tacos! Zoca is quite filling and I personally frequent this establishment multiple times a week.
Cinnamon Rolls: The cinnamon rolls are soooo good. They are literally heavenly, I mean literally… They made me believe in God again! (not really but almost!) Too bad these sell out quickly because I tend to spend my weekdays hunting these delicacies down like they’re the key to life or something.
Chicken Nuggets: The best day is nugget day. Nuggets are god’s gift to womankind.
O.G. Walking Tacos: These delicacies are the love of our lives. We will never get over the sheer joy of eating one (or more) of these per day. Please, please, please, please bring them back!
