
Letter from the Editor
I invite you to take a little trip back in time with me and consider Susquehanna University, circa 2014.
Amber Watkin

TS11 Tracks EXPLAINED!!!!
By: Me! Fortnight (feat. Post Malone):Â Failed Minecraft YouTuber Austin Post joins Swift on this synth-pop power-ballad depicting her...
Me!


Breakup song (Jonathan's Version)
It’s me, hi. I’m the problem. It's me.
Prez Green

Steamboat William is on the run
Steamboat William, has escaped Copyright Jail and is still at large.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III

In My Investigative Journalism Era
These flags are awful from so many standpoints.
Someone Who Wasn’t Photogenic Enough to Be on a Flag


The Annoying Ordeal of Being Known
This campus is way too fucking small, and every one of us suffers for it every single day.Â
HELP!


5 Times Benny the Riverhawk has screwed us over
Benny is a POS sometimes, and I will not stand for this.
Tummy Full of Paint; Body Covered in Water.

This Ain’t HGTV, Knock It Off
So—the university put some paint over the holes in Deg’s walls.
The Property Squirrels


Rating Campus Food
We all know how the food here is… you know, not… great! Well, here is a list ranking campus foods from worst to best!
BAE


Thnks fr th Mmrs
Since The Squirrel has been successfully wreaking havoc for a decade, I thought it would be appropriate to take a trip down memory lane.
Nostalgia Lover