Reasons I Want to Cancel My Roommate ✨💖✨💓
By: Becky Wood (sorry abby <3)
We all have a roommate, unless you live in a single, in that case congrats. You might get along with your roommate but chances are they still need to be humbled on occasion. My roommate and I get along, but I have made a long list of reasons she needs to be canceled. I thought I would share my list that was unfortunately censored, with you for consolidarity.
Reasons To Cancel My Roommate:
She uses a step ladder to get onto her bed.
She leaves said step ladder on my side of the room so I can trip over it every morning.
Instead of cleaning her side of the room she says, “I promise I’m gonna clean my side tomorrow.”
She never does.
Her side isn’t even that messy
She wakes up an hour before me for class and is still ready after me.
She has a Harry Styles prayer candle.
Owns three different pairs of glasses but wears the same ones everyday also I can’t tell difference between them
“I know I didn’t clean like I said I would but I promise I’m gonna clean my side tomorrow”.
She has a yankees pillow but I have never seen her watch even a second of a game. I don’t think she even knows what sport they play.
It would be shorter to write a list of foods she likes than a list of foods she doesn’t like.
Squishmallow obsession.
I get bullied by her and she is rude to me
She wears a gamer headset to watch RuPaul’s Drag Race.
She wears 5 layers in the summer and shorts in the fall. She wears too many layers and heavy clothes and then complains about being hot.
gay af
She’s been stealing my look, it started with the glasses and now she has the same hair color as me???
“Don’t look at my side, I’m gonna clean it tomorrow”
She set my side of the room on fire
She finally cleans her side of the room… it stays that way for three days max.
Unfortunately, my full list was not able to be published for this edition but rest assured, there are many more reasons to cancel her and one day when I’m finally free from her censorship I will share! At the end of the day, my roommate is great and generally speaking we get along very well (if you ask her that is) but it’s just outside my character to not critique her, so I am here completing my duty of being judgmental.
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