The End of “Comedy”
Congratulations! You, dear reader, have outlived the terrible publication that was The Squirrel.
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Susquehanna University's satirical news source
Let’s Go Lesbians!
Lynn Buck Gay Confirmed?
What was once a laugh became reality as Lynn Buck came out as a lesbian last September over Twitter.
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A Letter from the Editor: Can We Cancel Cancel Culture?
Why is everyone so obsessed with cancel culture? What is the appeal of weaponizing social ostracization?
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Letter From the Associate Editor on Being Canceled
It seems we’ve crossed one too many lines and the general SU public has officially had enough. The Squirrel has been #canceled.
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Fine. You Win. We’ll Talk About Straight People For Once
It has come to our attention that some people think we’re ‘gay’, which ‘alienates readers’.
The Squirrel 2: The Squeakquel
Our Bully Arc
It has recently come to our attention that some readers may consider us at The Squirrel to be “bullies”...
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BREAKING NEWS: Benny The Riverhawk Gets Julius Caeser-ed in a Las Vegas Motel Room?!?!
Benny the Riverhawk, beloved mascot and former supreme leader of Susquehanna University, has been found brutally murdered in a motel room.
Feeling Frosty this Holiday Season
Santa’s Hoe Hoe Hoe 2.0 (Bitches)
Santa Claus has bitches.
Becky Wood
Reasons I Want to Cancel My Roommate ✨💖✨💓
My roommate and I get along, but I have made a long list of reasons she needs to be canceled.
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Musk Fanboys Participate in First Annual Dick-Riding Competition
Now, instead of sucking Elon’s dick online, a few lucky cucks can suck his dick in person!
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