susqu_anonymouslockerroom

What do you wanna say? 🤪😄

By: <3

2020 changed our lives forever. Oh, it’s not because of covid but rather the revival of our favorite middle school activity: anonymous submission Instagram pages. Do you have that one sorority girl who you’ve been thirsting over since your freshman first year? Does your roommate look particularly submissive and breedable today? If you’ve answered yes to either of these questions, then say hello to the new and improved susqu_anonymouslockerroom*! Unlike its predecessors, susqu_anonymouslockerroom will bring all of your filthiest desires to light! Susqu_anonymouslockerroom is run by the most prestigious, cultured men on campus: the soccer players. No need to worry about Title IXs here! We are a completely anonymous Instagram account, and if one’s filed, we’ll take the fall! It won’t affect us after all! Down below are some of the reviews for our revolutionary, innovative Instagram account:

@CharlieDegenstein says:

@susqu_anonymouslockerroom really helped me keep in touch with the student body 😎

@Anonymous says:

Isn’t this like the 4th version of this created over the past year?

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*susqu_anonymouslockerroom is not associated with the inferior @susqu_anonymouslove as they are inauthentic in their thirstiness