THE SQUIRREL

The head of the Solar Panel Sheep Union released a statement announcing that Susquehanna University’s very own flock will be striking.

This listicle is about the five most common Google searches during the Fall 2022 semester!

There are a lot of people who lack common sense and I’ve known that since before I could talk, but people here take it to another level

By: Liv Chartreau (chartreau@susqu.edu if anyone higher-up feels compelled) How much do you, dear reader, appreciate the major you have?...

BY: Emily Rose Where beauty is pain Rebirth claws at what’s within I need more Zyrtec

Sure, some people live like this, but the hallway in North literally filled with piss. Like actual fucking piss.

MnM has NFTs now, and if you don’t like it you can simply go fuck yourself (or something else *eyes emoji you know the one* ).

This leaves me with one question to ponder for the next nine years: What color is my Le Creuset color?

Gentlemen, I am here to tell you that you do not need to worry anymore about feeling alone as you put your sorry self to bed.

Hey Upper-East Suskies, You already heard that google searches on the Wi-Fi are monitored by the school. I’ve been in the walls of the...