Sophia Congdon
We’re in Deep Sheep
The head of the Solar Panel Sheep Union released a statement announcing that Susquehanna University’s very own flock will be striking.
Malaika Olaoye
Top Five Most Common Google Searches on SU’s WiFi
This listicle is about the five most common Google searches during the Fall 2022 semester!
Becky Wood
Things I thought were obvious until I came here
There are a lot of people who lack common sense and I’ve known that since before I could talk, but people here take it to another level
Liv Chartreau
THIS is the Problem in Philosophy
By: Liv Chartreau (chartreau@susqu.edu if anyone higher-up feels compelled) How much do you, dear reader, appreciate the major you have?...
susquirrel
An Ode to Spring (a haiku):
BY: Emily Rose Where beauty is pain Rebirth claws at what’s within I need more Zyrtec
Dear God Why
I Fucking Hate It Here
Sure, some people live like this, but the hallway in North literally filled with piss. Like actual fucking piss.
Maya Rudolph
Buy Our NFTs Please
MnM has NFTs now, and if you don’t like it you can simply go fuck yourself (or something else *eyes emoji you know the one* ).
Sophia Congdon
Le Creuset Crisis of a Lifetime
This leaves me with one question to ponder for the next nine years: What color is my Le Creuset color?
The Homie Historian
IT IS NOT GAY TO KISS THE HOMIES GOODNIGHT (And Other Forgotten Verses)
Gentlemen, I am here to tell you that you do not need to worry anymore about feeling alone as you put your sorry self to bed.
Xo Xo, Gossip Squirrel
Gossip Squirrel
Hey Upper-East Suskies, You already heard that google searches on the Wi-Fi are monitored by the school. I’ve been in the walls of the...
