

A Bunch of Squirrels Dressed Very Convincingly in a Trench Coat
The Big Squirrel Agenda
we here at the Squirrel wish to focus on possibly one of the most under-represented groups in the history of “the media:” Squirrels.


Pfizer
What Happened To Masks?
In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a surge of COVID cases on campus and throughout the country recently. (Stay safe out there guys)

Dear God Please Help
Squirrel Meat (Squeat, if you will)
Warning: If you eat these recipes, you’ll probably die. Don’t do it. Or do, but don’t hold us liable, because we literally told you no.