THE SQUIRREL

Which, of course, leads me to the perfect solution: we need to bring back recess. 

Guys, I have something to admit.

Have you somehow landed yourself in the middle of an apocalypse with an inter-dimensional dorito?

What happened to the frolicking children who also rolled about the fields?

We could just make students play dodgeball or capture the flag or whatever, but that is so BORING.

Turn off the fucking heat

I only went to this year’s Spring Carnival for the food.

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I want to escape from the normal. I finally decided to change scenery.

Don’t you wish sometimes the campus had more? I’m talking camp