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THE SQUIRREL

Susquehanna University's satirical news source

Touch Grass (Like Literally)

it’s been fun

The Camp Edition

Touch Grass (Like Literally)

Which, of course, leads me to the perfect solution: we need to bring back recess.

Camp Bachelor

denmommy13

The Camp Edition

Camp Bachelor

Guys, I have something to admit.

A Weirdmageddon Survival Guide for Dummies

Grunkle Ford’s 6th Finger

The Camp Edition

A Weirdmageddon Survival Guide for Dummies

Have you somehow landed yourself in the middle of an apocalypse with an inter-dimensional dorito?

Children Deserve Mosquitos

A Scooby Doo Villain

The Camp Edition

Children Deserve Mosquitos

What happened to the frolicking children who also rolled about the fields?

Play Ball! But Not Really

i swear i’ve been to camp guys i promise

The Camp Edition

Play Ball! But Not Really

We could just make students play dodgeball or capture the flag or whatever, but that is so BORING.

Too Heat

Pozier

The Camp Edition

Too Heat

Turn off the fucking heat

Carnival Food Countdown

Carnival Freeloader

The Camp Edition

Carnival Food Countdown

I only went to this year’s Spring Carnival for the food.

Sending Your Children To Camp

Jack Inghoff

The Camp Edition

Sending Your Children To Camp

The staff of Getyourkidsouttathehouse Camps welcomes you to our mailing list!

Camping In The Woods

Mary-Jane Magic

The Camp Edition

Camping In The Woods

I want to escape from the normal. I finally decided to change scenery.

Putting the Camp in Campus

Anonymous Drag Queen

The Camp Edition

Putting the Camp in Campus

Don’t you wish sometimes the campus had more? I’m talking camp

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