

Squirrel v. Tortoise: The 1v1 of a Lifetime
BY: MALAIKA OLAOYE There was something so majestic about watching fights on campus, like when Squirrel (they/ them) and Tortoise (they/...
Malaika Olaoye
A Petition to Susquehanna University
Though the humans of SU may be blind to the tragedies happening under their very noses on this campus, us Squirrels are not.
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Ask the Elder Squirrel
Answered By: Sophia Congdon Billy asks: How do I become the ‘big man’ on campus? Well Billy, buying stilts might be a good place to...
Sophia Congdon














