THE SQUIRREL

BY: Olivia Chartreau Long ago, on April 1st, Pornhub changed their site to “cornhub” for the day as an April Fool’s prank. Now, they’ve...

By: Sophia Congdon Aries: Don’t fistfight every trick-or-treater you see. Some of them aren’t in costumes. (Definitely make sure to deck...

BY: Amber Watkin Hey fellas, are you looking for cute date ideas for this spooky season to impress your girlfriend? Well, get that LED...

BY: Emily Rose and Jensen Duke Selinsgrove, PA— As spooky season rolls around, Halloween costumes are the talk of every table in Deg....

BY: Sophia Congdon Last evening, Susquehanna University’s Paranormal Club announced that they would be disbanding. The news dropped...

BY: Sophia Congdon Recently, there have been multiple sightings of even more mysterious than usual figures hanging around the campus...

By Amber Martino Alpha Sigma Oedipus was originally founded as a service organization, but that fell apart when they realized that they...

BY: The Fall 2021 Forms of Poetry class Bruised, bloodied, and battered my legs will give out. With this empty hand and empty belly, an...

BY: Malaika Olaoye, representing The Squirrel We, at the Squirrel, deliver breaking news to you, the students, faculty, and staff, at...

BY: INSERT PSEUDONYM HERE <3 On a stormy Saturday night in October Sexual tension percolates in the air Students shriek in the darkness...