THE SQUIRREL

Hey there, you crazy kids! Here’s my go-to playlist for a typical day at Susquehanna University! Bad Romance  by Lady Gaga: Because of the time the chicken was raw-raw-rah-ah-ah. A.D.H.D.  by Kendrick Lamar: For listening to with your football boyfriend, who probably can’t read full song titles. Water Fountain  by Alec Benjamin: For when you watch your GBP crush hook up with your Smith roommate at an Alpha Sigma Oedipus open house. Hot N’ Cold  by Katy Perry: The dorm buildin

I miss when movie musicals were good. This isn’t me trying to shit on the ones we have today, even though some of them are entirely questionable cough cough Cats . But to me these movies don’t have the same sense of magic that older ones do, and I am unashamed to admit that my favorite era of musicals is the Golden Age. These films are ones that I constantly come back to for some comfort and feel very nostalgic about every time I watch them. Sure they may run rampant with mi

Kidz Bop did a cover of “Tears” by Sabrina Carpenter and I cannot hold my tongue any longer. Get off my fucking lawn.  Not all music is for children, and not all music needs to be appropriate for every age level. Stop it. And also, just because your kid listens to an artist does not mean they should, or that the artist has to make their music child friendly. Artists do not control their listeners. You are the parent and you are supposed to be monitoring what content your kid