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Someone Who Still Has To Travel Abroad

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

The FS (Foreign Squirrel) Program

If the news hasn’t reached you yet, let me be the one to tell you that the class of 2028 is not required to travel abroad! Ridiculous,...

A Thesis: How to Have an Adult Conversation

The French Narrator From Spongebob

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

A Thesis: How to Have an Adult Conversation

Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...

Voting is a scam

Bingus B. Berton

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

Voting is a scam

Dear President and friends, I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...

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