THE SQUIRREL

5. Capitalism the Clown Say what you will about Bezos the clown; he gets things done. Despite several injuries and lawsuits against his company, this American clown has produced results! The master at making all your money disappear at just the click of a button, at products to mildly inconvenience the non-clown kind, and at unpaid assistants that may or may not get injured, he is truly a fine example of what the ideal clown should be. All he is missing is a flower that squi

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