Charles B. Deggie did NOT die for this
Does your school hate food and joy and you? Are you slowly wasting away...
#1 Kikkoman Hater
OFFICIAL STATEMENT CONCERNING MADLIBS
Hello to all of our valued readers, writers, and thinkers, It is with great despair...
THE CEO OF PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE
Screw This: A Day in the Life
Prologue
As a 10mm, 5 day old, wild, wiggly screwworm I feel entitled to introduce myself...
Screwsmith McScrewsome Sr.
