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Your Uncle from Boston
You Have a Disproportionately Smaller Penis Than Most of the Animal Kingdom
Listen up penis havers. I’m tired. Every fucking time I go out, some guy (nongendered) really wants to shove their dick in my face claiming its the biggest shlong I’ll ever see. And you know what, I’m a curious type, so I let them at least give me a little show and tell. Not to touch, nonono absolutely not, just to look at. So we go to their musky ass frat room. They unzip and unsheath a richard so small most people would end up calling it ricky. And then I walk away. So I’ve
Sir Dickens Dickingson
My Favorite Tornadoes :)
I would like to begin this ranking by acknowledging that...
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