THE SQUIRREL

Becky Has anyone seen my cat, Fuckface? I let him out to chew on some grass and when I came to wait for him to inevitably throw it up, he was gone?? Help pls! dearest_debra My dog (Albert) has also gone missing recently! My wife took the printer in the divorce, so if you can print posters please reach out! 😀 Agatha Winthrop It was my printer. Also, his name is Arnold. Ridiculous. deputy-davis Let me know if you need a lawyer. 777-777-6969 Matilda Witherspoon Fuckface

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