THE SQUIRREL

I have a confession to make. To the citizens of BookTok, I sincerely apologize. I have committed the ultimate prank against you. I have...

At the end of high school many people tell you that college is going to be the best four years of your life, but I’m here to tell you...

I’m just going to say it: watching any national level sports team has sucked ass recently. Not only does my team fucking suck (after...

The nursing home is not the safe place for Peepaw you thought it was. In fact, 30 percent of nursing home patients experience depression...

One thing about college kids is they’re going to miss their moms. This sadness can manifest itself in a variety of unique ways. Some will...

Ah yes, south central rural Pennsylvania. As I drive by on the rocky, unkempt roads, I look out at the beautiful rolling landscapes from...

Have you ever wanted to get away with murder? Well now you can! By joining a simple pyramid scheme concerning kangaroos, armadillos,...

I have recently escaped my teen years and the only thing I can seem to think about since then is how I desperately want to go back to...

Do you live with an absolute nuisance? Do you ever feel the need to throw your roommate out a window, then realize that is not a socially...

From: Mr. Gary Paul To: Mr. Steve Mike Dear Esteemed Recipient, Good news!  YOU have been selected to receive a no strings attached  $500...