Eat Your Microplastics Kids! You Can’t Grow Big and Strong if You Don’t Eat Your Microplastics!!
Many of us would often joke that we’re pizza, pussy, or nothing in response to the age old saying “you are what you eat.”
The Shrimp that Fried that Rice
Everybody STOP Believin’
You’ve heard this goddamn song, it’s everywhere. It was like THE song on Glee during season 1.
I’ve had enough
The Wii Fit is Fatphobic
You likely saw the release of the Wii Fit and grew curious of what it entailed for your small, impressionable self.
A Victim (a former fat kid)
