

Jebidiah strikes back
Ah yes, south central rural Pennsylvania. As I drive by on the rocky, unkempt roads, I look out at the beautiful rolling landscapes from...
A reformed hick


Hey, Wanna Join A Kangaroo Pyramid Scheme?
Have you ever wanted to get away with murder? Well now you can! By joining a simple pyramid scheme concerning kangaroos, armadillos,...
Wacky Wally Wackford


Peter Pan Was Right
I have recently escaped my teen years and the only thing I can seem to think about since then is how I desperately want to go back to...
My Sad, 20 Year Old Self