BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk has seven sons, what’s that about?
BY: Sophia Congdon Reports are flooding in that The Squirrel has just discovered that Elon Musk has seven sons and zero daughters. They...
Sophia Congdon
Elf Union Strikes A Nerve
By: Sophia Congdon NORTH POLE As of today, hundreds of thousands of Christmas Elves have gone on strike. This is not to be confused with...
Sophia Congdon
Operation WCOFUSMT
By Malaika Olaoye Since the mass extinction event fifty years ago, in the winter break between Fall 2021 and Spring 2022, things have...
Malaika Olaoye
