Finals Week Horoscope
By: Sophia Congdon (Aries sun, Pisces moon, Capricorn rising) Wondering what finals week has in store for you? The stars have all the...
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The Official SU Squirrel On-Campus Student Purity Test
Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in COVID symptoms or removal from campus....
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Top Republicans Insist They Aren’t Fascists, Democracy Just Isn’t Their Thing
By: ZACH SLUSSER Washington D.C. - Many high-ranking Republican officials have come out today to repudiate claims that they are ardent...
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