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SU Students: As “hot girl summer” transitions into spooky season, we advise all students to be careful and take safety precautions when...
Julie Heaney
PLS Behave
After the first week of classes, as well as a very useful weekend of basic socialization for the freshmen, a speech was given by Dr....
Isabel Camaratta
Local Selinsgrove Man Declares: “He isn’t Racist—He Just Wants to Avoid All Minorities at All Costs”
Local Selinsgrove man, John Whitteman, declares he isn’t racist, he just wants to avoid all minorities at all costs. “Yeah, I’m not...
Matthew Bamman The Fifteenth














