The Eras Edition 2/2

HyperToilet5000

Behind the Emoji: Moai

What’s up, guys? It’s ya boy, TheEmojiHunter, back again for another totally scindonguloded emoji overview!

Anonymous

Letters from a GO Student

The SU Squirrel received anonymous letters from a GO student on their trip which bring to light the new way these trips are being run:

Abby Lee Miller

Eras of Reality TV

In other words, competition reality TV has succumbed to just putting naked people on TV thus building a horny fanbase.

The Squirrel that Travis Kelce Gave Bread to

13 Reasons Why Taylor Swift Should be the Next Spring Concert

By: The Squirrel that Travis Kelce Gave Bread to M.I.L.F - Man I Love Folklore Enough said. Having a strong independent woman headlining...

Blondie’s PR Team

Why Taylor Swift Should Totally Be President!

By: Blondie’s PR Team Artists around the world would benefit! As a still in-touch billionaire, I’m sure President Swift would immediately...

A Bunch of Squirrels Dressed Very Convincingly in a Trench Coat

The Big Squirrel Agenda

we here at the Squirrel wish to focus on possibly one of the most under-represented groups in the history of “the media:” Squirrels.

Pfizer

What Happened To Masks?

In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a surge of COVID cases on campus and throughout the country recently. (Stay safe out there guys)

Dear God Please Help

Squirrel Meat (Squeat, if you will)

Warning: If you eat these recipes, you’ll probably die. Don’t do it. Or do, but don’t hold us liable, because we literally told you no.

susquirrel

Birthday Coloring Page!!

In honor of our tenth birthday, we've decided to bless the masses with another coloring page. Go nuts.

THE SQUIRREL