THE SQUIRREL

Please read to the end of the report to hear a word from our sponsor! Washington DC, 2090. Phoenix A, the largest known black hole in the universe, has decided it wants a snack. A particularly annoying snack in the shape of a planet. A planet that sent a robot to probe Phoenix A was aghast at the lack of care for its consent in this probing, and subsequently decided it was our time to be consumed. But in a stroke of otherworldly generosity, the ravenous black hole has offer

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