Letter From the Mayor
Welcome to Acorn Valley, the Secondest Town in PA! I’m sure you’ll be moving here soon whether you want to or not. This town has a way...
Francine St. Francis, Mayor
The Crater: Eras Edition
Welcome to the library! Don’t mind the stacks of legal books everywhere… there’s yet another trial on the size regulations on carabiners....
Matilda Witherspoon
THE DECLARATION OF LAWN SHAPE INDEPENDENCE
WE THE PEOPLE of Acorn Valley, Pennsylvania, in order to form a more perfect neighborhood, establish justice for all lawn shapes, ensure neighborly tranquility, provide for common sense, promote gardening welfare, and secure the blessings of the local squirrels, do ordain and establish this constitutional declaration of lawn shape independence for the united homeowners of Acorn Valley. When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one neighborhood to dissolve th
John Hexacock et al
