THE SQUIRREL

The holidays have finally arrived, a time to be calm and cozy and fail the most difficult holiday game. Whamageddon. Now, if you for some reason have never heard of this game, which would make sense because we were barely sentient in 2010, let me explain it for you. Whamageddon begins on December 1st and goes until Christmas Day. The goal? Don’t listen to “Last Christmas” by Wham! the entire time. I know for a fact that I just lost so many of you, because apparently that is

Hey there, you crazy kids! Here’s my go-to playlist for a typical day at Susquehanna University! Bad Romance by Lady Gaga: Because of the time the chicken was raw-raw-rah-ah-ah. A.D.H.D. by Kendrick Lamar: For listening to with your football boyfriend, who probably can’t read full song titles. Water Fountain by Alec Benjamin: For when you watch your GBP crush hook up with your Smith roommate at an Alpha Sigma Oedipus open house. Hot N’ Cold by Katy Perry: The dorm buildin

I miss when movie musicals were good. This isn’t me trying to shit on the ones we have today, even though some of them are entirely questionable cough cough Cats . But to me these movies don’t have the same sense of magic that older ones do, and I am unashamed to admit that my favorite era of musicals is the Golden Age. These films are ones that I constantly come back to for some comfort and feel very nostalgic about every time I watch them. Sure they may run rampant with mi