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THE SQUIRREL

Susquehanna University's satirical news source

The Horrors Persist, But So Do I

A Former Cynic

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

The Horrors Persist, But So Do I

There’s always something to be miserable about. Trust me, I know. I write for The Squirrel.

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Your Local Midnight Barber

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

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Are you a poor, brainless dimwit that shops at large mega-corporations because you “have no money” and “have student loans?” Did you know...

From the Files of My iPod Touch

A Tumblr War Veteran

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

From the Files of My iPod Touch

Skipping through the graveyard that is Tumblr circa 2013, you’d be surprised by the amount of fandoms you find that have risen from the...

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