THE SQUIRREL

I miss when movie musicals were good. This isn’t me trying to shit on the ones we have today, even though some of them are entirely questionable cough cough Cats . But to me these movies don’t have the same sense of magic that older ones do, and I am unashamed to admit that my favorite era of musicals is the Golden Age. These films are ones that I constantly come back to for some comfort and feel very nostalgic about every time I watch them. Sure they may run rampant with mi

Kidz Bop did a cover of “Tears” by Sabrina Carpenter and I cannot hold my tongue any longer. Get off my fucking lawn.  Not all music is for children, and not all music needs to be appropriate for every age level. Stop it. And also, just because your kid listens to an artist does not mean they should, or that the artist has to make their music child friendly. Artists do not control their listeners. You are the parent and you are supposed to be monitoring what content your kid

I’m tired of all these wars between different music streaming services. Oh, Spotify has ads, Apple Music isn’t free, Soundcloud is full of freaks, what even is iTunes, blah blah blah, I DON’T CARE! Fuck streaming, bring down the establishment. It’s time to go back to our roots– let’s lift up small, independent artists and local businesses– BRING BACK ROAMING BARDS! Release band kids to the streets! Do your street corners feel empty, blank, silent??? A simple fix: Capture a f